I hate thongs. Can't stand 'em. I own one single pair, which I bought thinking it would somehow change my life and transform my underwear situation no VPL! But, alas, when I finally put them on, I was sadly mistaken—and highly uncomfortable. It literally just felt like I had a wedgie all day, and I wanted nothing more than to get that tiny piece of fabric up and out of my cheeks. But, similar to quicksand, the more I picked at it, the more it settled further into my crack. Basically wearing a thong is a big N-O for me all around. Sure they're designer, but that didn't make this appalling situation any better. Who wants their crotch cradled by a mere three strands of floss??

Ugh, if you MUST shop for thongs, here you go


No one asked, but these are my fave underwear pairs that! aren't! thongs!
Whale tail is the Y-shaped waistband of a thong or G-string when visible above the waistline of low-rise jeans , shorts , or a skirt that resembles a whale 's tail. Specially designed trousers like low-rise jeans or hip-huggers and higher cut thongs led to greater exposure of the whale tail. The word was selected by the American Dialect Society in January as the "most creative word" of The rising popularity of low-rise jeans led to increased exposure of thong tops in the early s, [6] which quickly became mainstream as a Gucci model revealed one on the catwalk, Melanie Blatt of All Saints was photographed showing her thong as she got out of a taxi, and Victoria Beckham suggested that her husband enjoyed her wearing her G-strings around the home. Hall identified this campus trend as an "apparent intersection between everyday campus fashion and soft porn".
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