Published: April 16, I watch as a pack of women run towards the beach. To my left, a naked year old man plays a game of ping pong with his female companion. He keeps dropping the ball. I cover my eyes with a magazine as he crouches to pick it up. The waiter comes by and I order another pina colada with extra dark rum drizzled on top.
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NOW is the perfect time to escape the nasty weather. Warm Your Buns and Book by March 11th, for toasty savings! One of the greatest pleasures in life is indulging in our most hedonistic desires. From that extra slice of decadent chocolate cake or a lobster tail smothered in lemon butter, an extra shot of 12 year old rum in your punch to a sensual midnight tryst in the pool and then the Playroom …Go on and GO FOR IT. Hedonism II is a 4 star Lifestyle-friendly, clothing-optional resort that offers guests a 5 star adult playground experience. Read what our guests are saying about this iconic resort. Read More. Trust us when we say that once you settle in at Hedo, you will be happy you booked a week. So much to do — or not do!
Although topless sunbathing is widely acceptable in Jamaica, spots for full-on nude sunbathing are a little scarce — but there are a handful of good resort options for vacationers who prefer to tan au naturel, whether they are spring breakers or moms trying to avoid tan lines. The Grand Palladium Lady Hamilton Resort and Spa lives up to its name -- it's a large, upscale, all-inclusive resort with multiple pools, numerous restaurants, bars, and even its own shopping areas. The look throughout is fresh and modern, and there are a wide array of activities and amenities, like tennis and water sports on the beach. Though it's a family-friendly resort, it has a clothing optional, adult-only areas as well. The rooms mostly blend bright, contemporary design with subtle colonial details, and include a nice array of modern electronics like flat-screen TVs and iPod docks. For a hotel that's a little less lively, travelers should look into the mid-range Rhodes Resort Jamaica, though it lacks the all-inclusive rates and polish. Guests are warned that this "au naturel" beach is not simply "clothing optional" but rather prohibits clothing altogether.
Down in Jamaica, there's a place aptly named Hedonism II that features a special brand of inhibition-free "adult" resort action. While this all-inclusive getaway offers your usual all-you-can-eat-and-drink beach-side fun in the sun, there's also a "clothing optional" policy, mirrors above all the beds, and a strong emphasis on pleasure of the "anything goes" variety. After catching wind of this utopia for the undressed, we checked out their website , only to find it oozing with the sort of over-the-top descriptions normally reserved for bodice-ripper paperback novels with an equally ripped Fabio flexing on the cover. Things like, "It's what happens when you combine warm water, a white-sand beach, open bars, and open minds," "In these lush gardens of pure pleasure, the word "no" is seldom heard," and "Push the boundaries of human pleasure" are standard fare. Heady stuff, right? Well, when coupled with actual quotes from the TripAdvisor reviews of this carnal Caribbean carnival, let's just say a picture was painted, and it wasn't one you'd want to hang above your mantle. We've merged these together with some of the promotional images from Hedonism's Facebook page, in part because every comparison needs pictures, but mostly because it's the Internet, and there are no rules.