I have never touched my genitals while incarcerated, not even to wash them. I realize that masturbation is an obstacle to legitimate penological objectives. This essay is cautionary and speculative, a rumination of what might go through the sick mind of someone who practices sexual self-abuse in the slammer.
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When I was in junior high, I stuck a hot dog up my vagina. It broke in half while it was up there. I almost had a heart attack until it just dropped out when I squatted. You should have seen it hit the bathroom floor. Anyway, I vowed never to stick anything up there again. But that was years ago and like they say, once you stick a hot dog in your vagina, you never go back. Here are the results of some recent test-driving I did. These are listed from best to worst.
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Top definition. Changed their name from the bugeaters. This team was very dominant in the 90s, winning 3 national championships in 4 years, and playing in the title game 2 more times and losing under coach Tom Osbourne. A very storied college football team that is currently in a slump. I like the old Herby Husker better. A person who enjoys stimulating a uncircumcised penis. Joel told me that Tammy's a real cornhusker. Corn Husker sex.