Top definition. The only thing that sucks more than Twilight. Vacuum cleaner unknown. An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth. OMG a vacuum cleaner. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet. I was bangin this broad doggy style when she said some other guys name so I switched from a doggy to a vacuum cleaner. A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together. Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner.
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The feeling of being caught by a friend in an adult sex toy shop when buying a penis pump or other sex toys often makes them think twice about it. In a normal hardware store you will find everything needed to build a penis pump yourself, a clear cylinder, a small vacuum pump, seals and glue. The self-built vacuum pump works on the same principle as all other pumps. If you are ashamed to ask one of these devices to your nearest supplier or you are short of money, do not worry! Here I will show you how to make one at home without spending a lot, besides no one will know what you are making. The steps to follow in making the homemade penis pump to increase the penis would be:. Glass, for example, is more hygienic and sealing with silicone ensures that you can clean your penis pump thoroughly after use. The construction effort is a little bit more because the silicone has to harden before you can use the pump, but it is worth the effort. But remember to also seal any sharp edges with silicone.
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Not long ago, it was brought to my attention that Harriet Sugarcookie a blogger who also posts videos of herself having sex with herself and other people conducted a survey NSFW about male sex toy use. We did something similar when we asked readers about their masturbation habits, but Harriet's survey focused exclusively on toy use. How many people took this survey? Dunno, and I'm not going to spend too much time worrying about her methodology here there has to be some hearty selection bias when you host a survey about masturbation habits on a porn site. As it rarely does, the internet did not disappoint. Surprisingly, the overwhelming response comes from men, because apparently our own two hands aren't good enough for some masturbatory gourmands out there. Lilbunnyfoofoo :. Step1: Take a roll of toilet paper and remove the cardboard insert. This may take a little bit of wiggling as to not tear or remove too much of the tissue that is attached to the roll. The pressure should clamp the toilet paper together forming a vertical slit that looks like a vagina.
But doing the deed can also have a dark side — in fact, it can hurt, and even kill, you. As a species, we as humans will go to great lengths to have a mind-blowing orgasm, including risking our very own bodies. While most wounds obtained during sex are minor — like rug-burns to the knees or bruises left over from some overzealous necking — the medical literature is full of bizarre and brutal injuries acquired during coitus. Accidents Happen. Perhaps the most common sex injuries are the bumps, bruises, and scrapes that we so often overlook in the heat of the moment.